I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
"I searched for 20 minutes and couldn’t find the burger I had been eating so I walked 7 blocks to McDonald’s to get another one. Only to realize it was in my hand the entire time and i had eaten half of it on the way there…"
did you get another one?
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
“I’ve always liked what Thomas More said in Utopia, which is that in Utopia every person is allowed their own lifestyle and religion but no one is allowed to stand on a soapbox and tell others that theirs is right. I thought that was brilliant… Brilliant.
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
"how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden."
6 a.m. thoughts (via fuckinq)